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Embarrassing Law Firms Since 2002
At BadLawyerWebsites.com, we make it our mission to help law firms struggling to create the worst possible websites for their firms.
Whether you are struggling with a website that is getting you a ton of traffic and clients…
Or your site looks great on mobile devices and is easy to navigate…
Or maybe you just feel like giving a generous donation to a marketing agency…
We can help!
We make sure your site is as difficult to use as possible, and looks like it was created ten years ago and neglected ever since!
Our Features
An initial consultation with four of your friends who are “designers” to give you conflicting advice on what your website should look like
All the stock images of generic courthouses and diverse clients you could want
A footer that says “Copyright 2007” to let your clients know that you never update your website
A “professional” headshot that looks like it was taken at a photo kiosk in a shopping mall ten years ago, so clients know what you used to look like, under poor lighting conditions
One single blog post that just says “Hello world”
A bunch of blank pages that just say “Under Construction”
Page 1 SEO Results Guaranteed in one day. Just don’t ask us for what keywords you’ll be on page 1 for!
Why Should You Work with Us?
Founded by a shameless self-promoting jerk and that jerk’s 16 year-old nephew (who is the only one on the team who actually knows anything about website design), BadLawyerWebsites.com provides “premier” bad lawyer websites.
With our decades of experience in something completely unrelated to lawyer website design, our mission is to provide you with the highest quality bad lawyer website.
[Insert comment about how we “care” about our clients]
For lawyers looking to have to hire another website design company in six months, we’re here to help!
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